The Mayor of District 3 is...um...oh yeah... It's...

DJ PANCAKE!!!!!
I already know your real name, but such a thing shan't be disclosed upon the interwebs. So your crest has been emailed to you, You can  print it out or tattoo it on your face if you like (but I don't recommend the latter)! Also, please click the ";p" button at the end of this post if you think that this blog should have it's own email, so you can email your comments. And a big shout out to (a) everyone who printed and made the Easter Bunny Ears and to (b) all the Dads who are stuck in work today! Please post ideas for our new blog theme as comments or tell me if you already know me. You can view the crest here. Bye for now!

You Want Technology?! I'll Give You Technology!

District 3. Technology District. You can be Mayor. Just answer the question. Competition closes tomorrow. If you can't comment, click the "lolz" button. Here's the question: 

Who would be more likely to take over the world, Apple or Google? 

 Post answers as comments

or

email me if you already know my email address (if you don't, I'm not telling you)

or

snail mail answers to the elephants at the zoo and I'll never know what you wanted to say.